Friday, September 8, 2017

Death Battle Analyses: Spike Spiegel High-Kicks into DEATH BATTLE!

In 2071, roughly fifty years after an accident with a hyperspace gateway made the Earth almost uninhabitable, humanity has colonized most of the rocky planets and moons of the Solar System. Amid a rising crime rate, the Inter Solar System Police (ISSP) set up a legalized contract system, in which registered bounty hunters (also referred to as "Cowboys") chase criminals and bring them in alive in return for a reward. Among these hunters is a dashing man with a sarcastic attitude...

Spike Spiegel

"The music box is broken, or is it? It starts to play and a haunting tune fills the air. I awake suddenly from my dream, there is no music box and yet there it is, a tiny one, nestled in my hand and I awake from the dream again as if I were peeling an onion. It’s a dream no matter how far I go; I can never reach reality, trapped in an endless nightmare." - Spike Spiegel

Born and raised on Mars, Spike was a rising member of the Red Dragon Crime Syndicate, where he worked with his then-partner, Vicious. Both were mentored by Mao Yenrai. Badly injured after a shoot-out in the slums on Mars, Spike stumbled to Julia’s home, who at that time was Vicious’ girlfriend. The pair fell in love while she nursed him back to health. It was during this time that Spike decided to leave the Syndicate with Julia.



Vicious, upon discovering this, threatened that Julia would face death for her betrayal should she go through with the plan and revealed that he intended to kill Spike for his treachery to both him and the Syndicate. In response, Spike managed to fake his own death by engaging in a gunfight alone in a church against unidentified opponents, which allowed Red Dragon to forget about him. He waited for Julia at a predetermined rendezvous point so they could escape and be free but she never arrived.


Some time after his faked death, Spike met the former ISSP cop turned bounty hunter Jet Black, and became partners. Spike moved onto Jet’s ship, the Bebop, and the two men worked together for three years before the other crew members joined. They are later joined by Faye Valentine, an amnesiac con artist; Edward Wong, an eccentric girl skilled in hacking; and Ein, a genetically-engineered Welsh Corgi with human-like intelligence. As a bounty hunter, Spike has confronted a number of unique individuals and several mysteries and plots.

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Statistics

  • Full Name: Spike Spiegel
  • Allies: Swimming Bird
  • Age: 27
  • Species: Human
  • Height: 6'1" (1.85 meters)
  • Weight: 155 lbs (70 kg)
  • Place of Birth: Mars
  • Base of Operation: Bebop (Space ship) / Mobile
  • Alignment: Neutral with some good
  • Profession: Bounty Hunter, formerly criminal enforcer
  • Fun Fact: May or may not be Jewish

Weapons


Custom IMI Jericho 941 R


Spike Spiegel's signature pistol is a customized IMI Jericho 941 R chambered in 9x19mm. He has installed custom grips and a frame mounted laser sight on the right side, although he never seems to use it. With his sharp eyesight, Spike has proven capable of some good feats of accuracy with it (see feats under Expert Marksmanship).

Other Handguns



While Spike primarily uses his Jericho 941, Spike sometimes carries a spare gun or two for big fights. Two two primary examples are the Beretta 92FS and Ruger P85. Though he's only seen using the Beretta as an off-hand weapon, Spike's also good at using spare guns in creative way, like tossing a cocked gun to serve as a distraction.


Another handgun Spike owns and has used is a futuristic version of the Thompson/Center Contender, which he used to fire a special round made from a rare mineral to take down a biologically immortal opponent. (Episode 6, "Sympathy for the Devil")

M67 Hand Grenade


When he isn't trying to take a person in alive, Spike will utilize M67 Hand Grenades to get the job done. While he will utilize these pups as the typical "unpin-and-toss" style, he can really maximize its lethality with his talent for slide-of-hands.

Creature Hunting Weapons


When having to deal with a horrific organism that's attacked and incapacitated most of the crew, Spike gears up with a variety of tools to take it down, including an over-the-shoulder net gun, some gas grenades, and a flamethrower. The flamethrower is also useful for cooking (well, burning) some shish kabobs and lighting a cigeratte (sort of). I know that these are far from his usual load out but I feel these deserve an honorable mention. (Episode 11, "Toys in the Attic")

Computer Glasses


Aside from having a cool Victorian-Steampunk design, Spike's Computer Glasses is an important tool in bounty hunting. Serving as a mobile computer you ear as glasses (Google Glasses but are actually fucking GOOD!), which give him a variety of functions, such as identifying bounties as well as provide alternate forms of sight. The full capabilities of this eye ware is largely unknown and Spike rarely uses it in combat, but it's worth noting.

Swordfish II


The Swordfish II is a remodeled MONO Racer. Originally designed for high-speed racing, the craft was given armaments and converted into a space-ready fighter. Features include:

  • ExoSalusia FR.3a power converter and fusion reactor
    • Fusion engine uses a standard aero drive but has been modified with a booster nozzle, which acts as a short-range impulse drive
  • Rolls-Royce AF-15C axial fusion aero-spike turbine
    • High-powered thrusters capable of overcoming  gravitational forces of various planets/moons and overtake most other aircraft/spacecraft
    • Thrust reverser on the main engine allow for quick stops and near-instant changes in flight
    • Features V/STOL (vertical and/or short take-off and landing) capabilities
  • MONO system (Machine Operation Navigation of Outer space)
    • Includes airframe control mechanics, navigation system and auto-calculation software
  • 4 GENOM L-s9.3 blaster cannons
  • 1 WDF Armory M3C Devastator-class heavy plasma cannon
    • Provides powerful long-rang beam, can slice through missiles with ease
  • 2 missile ports on wing tips
  • Composite reinforced titanium hull
    • Can withstand a surprising amount of punishment
  • Forward/Rear Projecting WDF Armory shields
    • Provides first line of defense

Abilities and Skills


Attributes



Peak Human Physical Conditioning: Spike is a man of peak-physical condition. He's displayed intense feats of strength, speed and agility of an athletic human male, as well as endurance FAR beyond any human being.
  • Peak Human Speed and Reflexes: Spike's speed and reflexes are incredible, bordering on the line of superhuman. He's show to avoid gunfire on multiple occasions, whether it's aim-dodging (avoid before bullet's fired) or legit bullet dodging. He's also capable of matching Vicious in combat and speed, who's fast enough to legit dodge bullets. He's also fast on his feet, as he was able to catch up with a moving train, and can easily outpace most normal people.
  • Peak Human Agility: Spike is also extremely agile, capable of doing his signature high-kicks without trouble, as well as leap over obstacles with no problems.
  • Peak Human Strength: His thin frame is quite deceiving, as Spike is actually very strong. Spike can dent thick industrial pipes with a single punch, shatter a gas mask and send its unfortunate wearer flying with a single open-palm strike (also beats the shit out of his friends), and his high kicks can send people flying, including himself.
  • Superhuman Endurance: Spike's endurance is easily his most shocking trait, easily capable of taking insane amounts of punishment and still come out alive... hurt but alive. He's been shot, stabbed, and sent flying by explosions. He has taken an intense amount of punishment in the past, and yet has come out alive. After his first encounter with the Mad Perriot, Spike gets juggled about, gets a knife throwing into his shoulder, and gets caught in two different explosions. In his first fight with Vincent, Spike gets clawed into his chest, slammed through a window, shot through the chest and dropped into the sea, and yet survived it all. Similarly, in his first fight with Viscous, Spike gets stabbed through his upper-right chest and falls two stories on his head, and yet survived.
    • Fast Recovery: After taking the kind of beatings he usually takes, he does eventually run out of gas and need to recover. Thankfully, he capable of bouncing back real fast, as seen after his first fight with Mad Perriot.
    • Immunity to Smoking: Surprisingly, Spike's smoking habit doesn't appear to impair his cardio. Perhaps cigarettes are now non-harmful, humanity has adapted a natural immunity, or Spike is just too vigorous to be fazed.
Keen Intelligence: Spike repeatedly demonstrates an exceptionally sharp intellect, although he has a habit for neglecting to plan ahead. Spike has repeatedly been able to outwit the entire Red Dragon syndicate, predict the moves of his opponents (whether in combat or in the casinos), and use lateral thinking to get out of virtually every situation which life throws at him.
  • Acute Perception: Spike has an impressive eye for detail, capable of noticing things real quick. He was able to identify a unique tattoo on Electra in his fight with her.
Will Power: Spike is renown for his lack of fear. Perhaps relating to the fact that he's already "died once", he tends to keep his cool in deathly situations. He's not brave like some dumb action hero, but he won't allow himself to be intimidated.
  • High Pain Tolerance: If his endurance isn't obvious, Spike can take one hell of a beating. However, he still feels it all. The fact he can endure it all shows that he can withstand intense levels of pain.

Skills


Expert Martial Artist (Jeet Kun Do): Spike is a devoted follower of Jeet Kun Do, the martial arts-philosophy developed by Bruce Lee, an "art of fighting without fighting". In its purest form, the style emphasizes quick, efficient strikes and blocking attacks without an excessive waist of energy or flowery maneuvers. Spike practices this mindset of style brilliantly, but he does have penchant for high kicks of French boxing. Spike also follows the Jeet Kun Do philosophy of being "like water;" never be tense or ridged, always be fluid and ready to move. His talents in hand-to-hand combat has allowed him to effortlessly take down a group of thugs single handedly, as well as match and even best individual highly-trained opponents, including Electra, Vincent and Vicious.

Expert Marksman: Spike does enjoy a good fair fight, he's more than proficant with a gun, especially with his Jericho 941. He's displayed sufficient skill to shoot weapons of people's hands, shoot a tiny object he tossed into the air, and shoot a man right between the eyes.

Improvising: While Spike rarely plans ahead, he makes it up in his talent to improvise when the situation calls for it. He can utilize anything to assist in a fight, from party favors to distract or a broom as a staff weapon. He's also skilled at using his gun as a tool for parrying Vicious' sword attacks.

Skilled Pilot: Spike is skilled pilot of aerospace crafts, especially with his personal converted Asteroid Racer Swordfish II. He's more than capable of maneuvering through and around obstacles like asteroids and space debris while at high speeds, as well as evading missilesanti-aircraft rounds and lasers.


Slide-of-Hand: Spike makes use of sleight-of-hand techniques to win card games, pick pockets, and even to slip things onto other people unnoticed. He shown this in stealing several items from a grocery bag, to snagging a vial of Bloody Eye from its drug dealer.

Herbal Medicine: Spike displays a relative understanding of unorthodox medicine, such as utilizing some unusual cures for ailments.

Jester: Perhaps do to his carefree attitude and lack of seriousness, Spike is quick to making quips on the spot. This may not have any actual use in combat but it does make him more memorable.

Cheating Death: As you can guess, Spike has a knack for cheating death. When many believe he's died, he shows back up, a bit worn for ware but still breathing.

Weaknesses


Human Limitations: As inhumanly tough as Spike is, he;s not truly superhuman. A sufficient amount of damage can take him out for a while, even for good.

Nonchalant: Spike tends to be very lazy, carefree and indifferent, never taking anything seriously. He tends to play about with his enemy and laughs at the possibility of death. Only when the situation turns truly life-threatening, his companions are in danger, or he is reminded of his past does Spike take things seriously.

Frequent Fails: As skilled as Spike is in a fight, he's not overly successful at catching bounties. Not that he can't take them down, but they frequently get captured by someone else or killed, leaving poor Spike and friends without any money.

Feats


To be honest, watch the show and the movie. He does a whole lot of kick ass stuff. I also don't want to spoil the series to those interested in seeing it.

Conclusion


Spike is an utter badass, master combatant, a memorable bounty hunter, and a fantastic character. He's one of the greatest anime characters in anime history, possibly THE greatest in fiction. Though he's not the most powerful character I've researched, there's a lot that can be done with this Cowboy.

Animation Style: 3D (I Hope)


With Spike's style of combat, I feel that 3 dimensions would be needed to make this fight right. Now, the only decent 3D model I could find from a video game was from Cowboy Bebop: Tsuioku no Serenade on PS2. It is a bit dated, but give him some editing and smoothing, and you can get a decent Spike game model.

Sources

  • Cowboy Bebop (anime series, 1998 to 1999)
  • Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door/Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (anime movie, 2001)
I appologize for not delving into the manga series. I was not able to find copies for myself to read through. I also left out the games, mostly because they've only released in Japan.


"Just a humble bounty hunter, ma'am."



Possible Opponents


Spike has many tags to his identity: he's an anime character, a bounty hunter, a martial-artist, a charming rogue, space-traveler, a martian-born citizen, and a former criminal trying to leave his past behind. From there, lets see who could fight our cowboy!


Arsène Lupin III (Lupin III)

"Attack your enemy like a hawk and run like the wind." - Arsène Lupin III

The grandson of the legendary gentleman thief of France, Arsène Lupin III has chosen to follow the path that his grandfather but to a whole new level. Commonly declaring his theft in advance, targeting criminals and making the most impossible heists for fun, Lupin is amazing for his talents. He may prefer to steal and run but he's not afraid of fighting when it's needed; he goes in with his Walther P38 and a selection of gadgets to get through the worst. He's almost always with his entourage but he's more than capable of fighting on his own.

Possibility - Medium-High: This is an obvious match up, as Lupin has been a major influence in Spike's visual design. However, when it comes to combat, I don't know if Lupin can truly match. Spike is practically unmatched in hand-to-hand combat and his Jericho 941 easily rips the P38 apart. Lupin does have a selection of gadgets but Spike had been able to hold his own against the Mad Perriot, who's far more bizarre and impossible. Still, he's still a good character.

The Setup: There is a big bounty on the Gentleman Thief, and Spike is more than happy to snatch that bounty.


Han Solo (Star Wars)

"Never tell me the Odds!" - Han Solo

In the entire galaxy, there is no criminal-turned-hero as renown as Han Solo! Hailing from Corellia, Han would begin a career as a interstellar smuggler, along side his co-pilot and best friend Chewbacca. While on foot, Han uses the devastating DL-44 heavy blaster pistol and a selection of explosives to fit his bill. When in space, he chooses to fight in his prized ship the Millennium Falcon, with which he's completed the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. He been a scoundrel for much of his early life, but after meeting Luke Skywaker and Obi-Wan Kanobi, Han would soon become one of the most important members of the Rebellion to date!

Possibility - Medium: A decently frequent request from others. Both Spike and Han are iconic space-fairing anti-heroes with a surprising quality of honor compared to their less-than-honorable pasts. Han does have a note-worth advantage in fire power (I love the Jericho but the DL-44 is crazy deadly) and Han is a good shot with it. However, Spike's vastly superior speed, reflexes and close-quarters-combat skills would easily give Spike a quick win. This fight would allow these two to use their primary ships but the Millennium Falcon requires a co-pilot to be piloted properly, which makes its combative capabilities far less impressive compared. Don't get me wrong; this is still a pretty good match up, but I feel there's some fights more fitting.

The Setup: Big Bounty for the capture of Han Solo, maybe a dozen million woolong, enough for Spike to take up the opportunity.


John Wick (John Wick)

"Well, John wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman!" -  Viggo Tarosov explaining John Wick

The hitman nicknamed "Baba Yaga" had left his career of murder behind. For a woman named Helen. He wanted to live a happy, peaceful life with her, but this life would not last. Helen died of terminal illness, leaving her husband with a puppy to remember her by. Things would sink more when a Russian Mafia leader, Iosef Tarasov, stole the man's vintage car... and kill his dog. With his prized car stolen and his pup gone, along with the reminiscence of his wife's love, he would take it upon himself to take down the criminal who had done him wrong, all the while destroying the criminal empire he had a hand in establishing. With skills, will power and tools of his late trade, the criminal underworld would sleep in terror in the return of... John Wick.

Possibility - High: Both Spike and John Wick are both deadly and ruthless killers who sought to escape the criminal world, only to be pulled back in. Both are dangerous in close-quarters-combat and gunplay, and have beaten the odds on countless occasions. The only trouble I see is Spike's talents and style would allow him to overcome John Wick's rather run-and-gun style, but that's up for debate. Besides, people have been wanting a live-action Cowboy Bebop movie with Keanu Reeves as Spike, so lets have Spike fight a man who was "supposed" to portray him.

The Setup: Perhaps John Wick has a bounty on his head and Spike finds the bounty really tempting, or that Spike is after a target that Wick is trying to kill, leading to Spike having to fight to save his opportunity to buying groceries.


Star Lord (Marvel)

"I was only a kid when I left Earth, and I had no idea what the universe had in store for me." - Peter Quill

Peter Quill had never been a normal person; the child of a Earth woman and a man from another world, Quill grew up without a father of his own. His situation would get worst before it could get better, as he witnessed his own mother die before his eyes (either by aliens in the comics or a brain tumor in the movies) and eventually find himself in space. Whether he was rescued by space pirates or kidnapped by them, Peter would learn many of his talents under the wing of the space pirate captain Yondu. He soon after left his space-pirate crew and began his own career as the "legendary" outlaw known as Star Lord! Yeah... Star Lord... anyway, Star Lord always has his space helmet/mask that protects him from the vacuum of space, jet boosters for speedy aerial travel when without a ship, his signature elemental guns (guns that shoots the elements, duh), and the Ravager M-Ship called the Milano. With his talents, weapons, and incredible luck, Peter would be a fundimental member of his universes' Guardians of the Galaxy, making a name and career for himself as a hero.

Possibility - Low or Medium-High: This has been a match up that some people do want to see. Both Spike and Peter are combat-adept space-fairing asshole heroes. However, there's a big line of brokenness here; the Star Lord armor. Whether it's the original Star Lord or the Kree Battle Suit, if Star Lord has one of his suits, he's have an immense advantage as Spike has little chance of breaking through it. The real trickiness is the question of should Star Lord get one of these suits. In the current canon and the movies, Star Lord doesn't have the suit. If we go with the current canon and not give Peter one of his suits, then we have a reasonably fair match-up.

The Setup: As Star Lord is an intergalactic hero (with some history in bouncing around dimensions, it's not unlikely that Peter would chase down a big bad to Mars... who just so happens to have a bounty on Mars, one that Spike Spiegel is aiming to grab.


Revy (Black Lagoon)

"Let's dance the jitterbug baby!" - Revy

Rebecca Lee was born New York City to an abusive alcoholic of a father and no mother. She was never shown any love or care from her father, nor respect and protection from the law. After a malicious encounter with a corrupt police officer, Rebecca would only come home to her father's callus drinking, finally sparking her to execute her father via bullets. She had lost her faith in God, becoming the perfect pretty killing machine known as Revy. Her peak-human agility and reflexes, combined with her mastery of gun play and street fighting, has given Revy her talent in hurting people, especially with her duel modified Beretta 92FS's, giving her the nickname "Two Hands." As the deadliest combatant of the Black Lagoon Company, it is best you don't be around when Revy gets trigger happy...

Possibility - High: This is another frequent request, and I honestly feel it's a good one. While the two are not overly similar in personality, style or profession, they are still both beloved anime characters with a deadly practice of "gun-fu." They also both border on the line of superhuman, which is common for anime characters.

The Setup: With Revy's reputation for killing massive numbers of individuals, she'd more than likely get a bounty put on her, which Spike would totally take. Alternatively, Revy is also the kind of person to take a person down for payment, so she might be chasing down someone that Spike wants for a bounty.


Rally Vincent (Gunsmith Cats)

"Gun oil and gunpowder, my favorite fragrance." - Rally Vincent

Born to an Indian Olympic marksman who ran a gun shop and a British disciplinarian, Irene "Rally" Vincent was taught about firearms by her father while her mother wanted her to become a proper lady. When her mother was murdered, her father had left to find her killers, leaving Irene alone with periodic money sent from her father. When the money stopped coming, Rally was forced to take a career in bounty hunting to make money; it didn't go well. She then decided to continue her father's store. After recruiting her future best friend "Minnie" May Hopkins, the store become known as "Gunsmith Cats." When not selling guns, Rally and Minnie still continue a career of bounty hunting. Rally uses her expert marksmanship (or markswomanship) in her bounty hunting, always arming herself with a CZ-75 pistol, which happened to be her father's favorite brand of handgun, but is more than capable of using any gun she gets her hands on.

Possibility - Medium: Both Spike and Rally are talented bounty hunters, as well as well fun, interesting characters of their series. Rally is notably the superior shooter, while Spike is the superior hand-to-hand combatant and . However, I don't see her as good of an opponent for Spike as others. I'd rather have her fight someone like Revy, as both place more emphasis on gun-play

The Setup: Both Spike and Rally are after the same target, and neither are fond of sharing.


Leon S. Kennedy

"I'm sure you boys didn't just tag along so we could sing "Kumbaya" together at some Boy Scout bonfire. But then again, maybe you did." - Leon S. Kennedy

When Raccoon City infestation started, Leon S. Kennedy was just a rookie cop who was one day behind his intended arrival. When he did arrive, he found the city he was suppose to protect to be infested to the brim with the products of the t-Virus. Despite his noob status to the police force, Leon would prove to be a fighter and survivor. He would successfully save a number of lives, kill big creatures and escape the city before it gets nuked. He wouldn't stop there, though; the U.S. military saw the immense potential in Leon and would turn him from a rookie cop to one of the best secrete agents around. An expert in hand-to-hand combat, knife fighting, marksmanship, and stealth, as well as gifted with strength, speed and endurance far above what a human could have, Leon is easily Resident Evil's coolest, deadliest, and handsomest hero.

Possibility - Medium: This one may seem unusual, but there are some unusual similarities; both are inhumanly strong and tough for their lean frames, both are crazy skilled up close and at a range, and both are dashingly handsome. That said, these two are completely different when it comes to genre (sci-fi/comedy/neo-noir/space western vs sci-fi horror), personality (some quips from both but different everywhere else) and profession. I feel that Leon should fight someone like Frank West from Dead Rising, as both fight zombies created by bio-engineered mutagens. Still, worth some love.

The Set Up: ... I got nothing.


Lesser Mentions

Here's a few other possible opponents, who I'm not as interested in seeing as Spike's opponent but other people have noted.

Ryo Saeba (City Hunter) - A private detective and skirt chaser, who grew up with Central American guerrilla fighters before leaving to the U.S. and then Tokyo/Hong Kong/South Korea (depending on depiction). Uses a Colt Python with crazy marksmanship.
  • Even with City Hunter having made a return with the new South Korean live action television show, I feel there's opponents more worthy of facing Spike.
Golgo 13 (Golgo 13) - A professional assassin with a mysterious past. A master marksman, uses his signature M16A2 with sniper scope to perform virtually impossible shots.
  • Golgo would make for a great combatant in Death Battle, but I don't think he should face off against Spike. In my opinion, he should face off against someone like Agent 47 of Hitman, or John Wick.
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Any tools or skills I missed? Any potential opponents you think Spike could fight? Tell me in the comments below.

Sunday, August 13, 2017

Lobo Slaughters into DEATH BATTLE!

Throughout comic book history, we have had countless brutal antiheroes, from the heavily armed Punisher and indestructible Wolverine, to the hell-raised Spawn and psycho-toon Big Head, but no character has been as brutal, destructive and epic as the legendary Main Man...

LOBO

" I ain't no Superbo! I ain't no fraggin' hero! I'm th' Main Man! I booze! I womanize! I swear! An' I beat th' livin' crap outta anybody I fraggin' feel like!"
- Lobo

Born on the planet of Czarnia, Lobo (real name unpronounceable) is a member of the Czarnians race, who were and nigh-immortal pacifists who created a violence-free utopia. However, Lobo was a black sheep; Lobo was killing from the day he was born, literally, and caused endless havoc for his own race, gaining his nickname of Lobo, translated "One who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it." He would finally ended their suffering by creating and releasing a genocidal plague of murderous scorpion-like creatures to kill them all off, leading to Lobo to becoming the Last Czarnian (except for Miss Tribb and Princess Sheba).



Since then, Lobo would go forth as an intergalactic bounty hunter, collecting bounties and brutally murdering people for pay or fun. His career has brought him into conflict with various metahumans, including Superman, the Green Lanterns, Martian Manhunter, Etrigan the Demon, and even Big Head from The Mask series. He's traversed through time and space, battling against alien armies, hordes of demons and countless crazy things. No matter his opposition, you can always bet that the Main Man can pull it out.


Statistics

  • Full Name: Unpronounceable
  • Alias: Lobo ("One who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it"), The Main Man, The Last Czarnian, the Ultimate Bastich
  • Age: Unknown
  • Species: Czarnians
  • Height: 6'4" (1.93 meters)
  • Weight: 305 lbs (138 kg)
  • Place of Birth: Czarnia
  • Base of Operation: Anywhere
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
  • Profession: Bounty Hunter, Assassin, Mercenary, Mass Murderer, Scientist (believe it or not), Priest (also believe it or not)
  • Fun Fact: Loves Killing, Blowing Things Up, and Space Dolphins

Note: I'm aware that Lobo has several clones, making it difficult to determine what feats relate to the real Lobo. However, I believe that feats of a direct clone of Lobo are worth including, as anything that a clone do can be done by the true Main Man himself.

Equipment


As a murderous, intergalactic bounty hunter, Lobo utilizes an near-ENTIRE arsenal of weapons and gadgets to get the job done. From his fists and brutal melee weapons to an assortment of guns and explosives to his legendary SpaceHog, Lobo has a virtually unlimited arsenal of weapons.

Hook and Chain


Lobo's signature weapon is a large hook on a chain. The hook varies greatly in appearance, from a rusty hook you'd use on a big fish, to a hooked blade effective for hacking and slashing. What is consistent is its hyper-resilient construction and its ability to pierce through the flesh of super-humanly durable opponents. Thanks to its chain, Lobo can swing his hook towards a victim, latch it on and pull his enemy in. Aside from use as a weapon, he also uses it to tie up opponents or drag them behind his bike.

Swords, Machetes and Knives


When in need of a more precise tool for carving his enemies a new one, Lobo caries with him several knives, as well as machetes and swords from time to time, including the kukri-style machete he used to kill an evil dictator version of Santa.

GUNS GALORE


Lobo loves to get down and dirty in close-quarters combat, but he also loves firing his lovely big guns! From hulking handguns to messy shotguns to colossal machine guns to arm-mounted cannon, the Main Man enjoys unloading a volley of bullets and lasers down sights. Lucky for us, he's a crack shot, capable of hitting enemies with pin-point accuracy. Several of his guns are capable of planetary destruction.

Things that go BOOM!


Rockets, Grenade, Sticks of Dynamite, Explosive Charges! You name the explosive, Lobo has it! Some of his bombs are strong enough to near destroy entire cities. Others are capable of destroying entire planets! He also carries various specialty bombs, including incendiary grenades, perfect for Martian Manhunter!

The Space Hog


Lobo's bike is a customized SpazFrag666. It boasts a miniaturized 17-liter powerplant with 3x Turbo and full HandsOff facility. Zero to 60 is instantaneous, and top speed is a cool several million kays per minute. It runs on Unleaded. This pup comes with countless epic features:

Other Equipment

Lobo has a few other items in his repertoire, including:

  • Dawg: Lobo has a pet alien bulldog that Lobo often claims is not his when it gets into trouble.
  • Knucks: Lobo will sometimes wear some form of knucks that boost his punching power. If he's already capable of punching planets into destruction, I don't want to know how much such knucks can do for the Main Man...
  • Red Power Ring: Lobo was given a Red Power Ring as a gift from the leader of the Red Lantern Core Atrocitus. Lobo keeps it around his neck but never seems to use it ever.
  • Time Machine: Lobo has reverse-engineered a time-hopper in the past, which he has integrated to his bike and has used such a device in the past and had some explosive effects on time...
  • Anything Else: When you're a hulking super-powered psycho, just about anything can be a weapon. Hammer? Pillar?Car? Human limbs? You name it, Lobo has probably used it!

Powers and Attributes


Enhanced Czarian Physiology: As a Czarnian with an array of enhancments, exercise and more, Lobo has a a selection of powers and superhuman attributes that can match with the likes of Superman, Green Lanterns and various others.
  • Limitless Endurance and Stamina: Even when Lobo is damaged or been fighting for a near endless amount of time, he'll keep fighting. He's been able to get back up after shooting himself in the head, keep moving after being ripped in half, keep fighting after getting his head disintegrated, and keep fighting after being reduced to a skeleton. For all intents and purposes, Lobo possesses inexhaustible endurance and stamina.
  • Self-Sustenance: Lobo does not need any food, water, air, or sleep and he can survive in the vacuum of space without any harm. Doesn't keep him from his readily constant demand for liqueur and cigars.
  • Accelerated Regeneration: If Lobo does somehow sustain an injury, his accelerated healing factor enables him to regenerate damaged or destroyed tissue instantly, with little apparent pain. He will apparently heal from any injury. He can regenerate from just his skull, regenerate out of a pool of his own blood, apparently recycling the cells instantly, and recover after going through a black hole.
  • Superhuman Will-Power: Lobo has proven to have unparalleled resistance to mind control and mind probes. He's even been able to out-match Guy Gardener in a test of will, who has near-unparalleled will power compared to other Green Lanterns.
True Immortality: It is said that Czarnians can only be truly killed by other Czarnians, but Lobo has taken it to a whole other level. For all intents and purposes, Lobo is completely immortal, as he has been banned from both Heaven (caused endless havoc) and Hell (loved it too much). Even when he unable to return to his body or it's damaged beyond regeneration (or he just doesn't feel like being in it), he can enter a ghost state, allowing him to possess creatures, which pick up on his superhuman attributes, and (somehow) reform his old body.

TOON FORCE: Sometimes, Lobo's capabilities are simply beyond scientific or supernatural explanation. Lobo has a sort of "Bottomless Satchel," capable of pulling out a near endless supply of weapons out of impossible sizes. He can smoke his cigars in the airless vacuum of space, and he can even pull astronomical objects with stellar mass (e.g. Pulsar Stargrave) without neccisary leverage. Let me put it in layman terms: Lobo don't do Logic.

Skills


Genius Intelligence: Believe it or not, Lobo is a fragging genius! His intellect extends across numerous fields, whether its chemistry, mechanics, bio-engineering or languages.
  • Multilingual: Lobo knows over 17,897 languages (except one).
  • Chemistry: Lobo has a strong knowledge of chemicals and reactions
  • Mechanical Engineering: Lobo is capable of engineering near anything, from explosives since he was a child to crafting a planet busting guns from junk. He's even re-engineered a time machine and integrated it into his bike!
  • Bio-Engineering: Lobo is an expert in bio-chemistry and bio-engineering, as he was the one who engineered the plague of scorpion-like creatures that wiped out his race.
  • Physics: Lobo has a strong understanding of physics, which he used against the Flash.
  • Religion: Lobo has extensive knowledge of science. I mean, he was an archbishop for the First Celestial Church of the Triple Fish-God... yeah, that's a thing.
  • Space Dolphins: Lobo has extensive knowledge of his favorite animal, the Space Dolphin.
Expert Combatant: Lobo is a master in hand-to-hand or melee combat. He's battled with the likes of Superman, Batman, Aquaman and Etrigan the Demon. He's been able to tear through countless enemies with only a knife, his hook or his fists. He is able to find the weak spot of any opponent, allowing him to make quick work of an enemy in any fight.


Expert Marksman: Lobo prefers to fight up-close and personal (and messy) but he's also is a master with a gun. He's capable of shooting off the limbs of his opponents with clean precision and taking out a bundle of enemies without missing a single shot.

Tracking: Lobo is an expert tracker, capable of tracking virtually anyone via sent, even in the vacuum of space or through other dimensions. According to the 10 Incredible Facts, it is rumored that Lobo actually tracks people by sensing their "aura," or individual vibrations.

Piloting: Lobo knows how to ride his Spacehog like a beast, even when he's shooting planets into oblivion or flying at speeds faster than light!

Torture: Lobo knows how to hurt people... REALLY hurt people.

Guts: Perhaps its his powers that push him to these lengths. Perhaps his sadomasochism lunges him into potential pain. Perhaps he just isn't afraid of anything. No matter the case, the Main Man always has the guts, the grits, and the balls (or ovaries when he was a lady) to go anything, including picking a fight with Darkseid!

Weaknesses


Lobo is practically inkillable, but he's not unstoppable. Just as any other hero or villain, the Main Man has his faults.
  • Classic Jack-Ass Flaws: Lobo is an classic example of "super-powered assholes". As such an individual, Lobo would come with a variety of character flaws fitting to his nature, including:
    • Stubborn: Lobo is stubborn to a T. He never backs down from a fight (unless it's Batman) and never gives up on his job... Unless it results in the harm of Space Dolphins.
    • Short-Tempered: It's not hard for Lobo to get pissed. Whether he's been ripped on his pay, been manipulated as a pawn, or humiliated to all hell, Lobo will go berserk on his enemies. However, this can sometimes work against his enemies.
    • Brash: Lobo is the kind of person to "shoot first, ask questions later," though typically a rhetorical question. Lobo will commit to an action without a care to his own health, such as flying through a black hole, or blowing up a Astronomical object in his path without even thinking that it's inhabited.
    • Cocky: Lobo is always very confident in himself. Sometimes, a little too confident. He will go in with the idea that he can win, no matter how punishing the path is. Seeing how successful he's been, though, I can't really fault him on that.
  • Masochist: Lobo rarely tries to dodge for a couple reasons, 10% because he can withstand the blow, 5% because he can just regenerate from any wounds, and 85% because he LOVES the pain! I mean, he DID enjoy his stay in hell!
  • Drunker: Lobo's love for alcohol can get to him. However, the amount of drinks needed to get him drunk would be astronomical!
  • Loves Dolphins: Nothing to say bad about space dolphins, but Lobo's love for them can shift his goals, such as sparing Aquaman as he was raised by them.
  • Inconsistent Power: Lobo's capabilities have varied from writer to writer, ranging from being a mere building buster to strong enough to move stars. Even his regeneration can be iffy, ranging from incapacitated by decapitation to quickly regenerating from a single drop of blood.
  • Regen-Disruption: As with anyone with impossible hyper-regenerative healing (i.e. Deadpool), death would require a means to completely stunt regeneration, if not out-right cancel it, like a carbonadium blade, or cause complete cellular destruction, like a Father-Son Kamehameha. With Lobo's inhuman endurance and potent healing factor, Lobo would need near-complete cellular/atomic eradication. However, his soul can still act...

Feats



When you're an immortal, virtually indestructible, ever-regenerating, bad-ass killing machine like Lobo, you start to rack up a list of feats real quick. Here's a few notable feats:
  • Fought and bested numerous Green Lanterns, including Hal Jordon and Guy Gardner*
  • Fought Dr. Fate, Zatanna, Ragman, Sargon the Sorcerer, and Enchantress simultaneously and sustained no injuries
  • Fought Superman on several occasions and proved an equal match*
  • Fought Big Head/The Mask
  • Fought various other superheroes and villains, like the Flash, Captain Marvel (Shazam), Desparo, and Martian Manhunter*
  • Fought and mutilated, if not murdered, literal Gods in literal Heaven
  • Fought and killed Gawd and David (Basically God and the Devil if they were children)
  • Slaughtered an intergalactic army
  • Ripped through Neron's demonic army
  • Killed so many demons that he's buried up to his neck in their bodies.
  • Slain an evil Santa Claus and brings upon a nuclear Christmas
    • Followed it up with catching and murdering the Easter Bunny*
  • Rolled up an entire city into a single ball and eats it*
  • Destroyed numerous planets with his guns and fists*
  • Steals Star-Fire's top
  • Became a space archbishop*
  • Pulls an alien satellite with stellar mass down with little effort*
* Already mentioned in this analyses

Conclusion


When it comes to fighting, killing and destroying, few can do it better than The Main Man. This space-fairing, planet-busting, bounty-hunting badass is a must have in a Death Battle! Now we need an opponent that gives the Ultimate Bastitch an perfect challenge...

Animation Style: Any... but 3D would be the Best!


As primarily a brutish fighter, using his raw power to devistate his enemies, a 2D sprite battle would seem just fine, right? Well, it can easily work, but not as well as a 3D fight. With a good model of Lobo from Injustice: Gods Among Us, Lobo can properly enter Death Battle in a 3D fight by Torrian!

Sources

  • Lobo/various (comics - 1990 to now)
  • Superman: TAS (cartoon series- 1996 to 2000)
  • Justice League (cartoon series - 2001 to 2004)
  • Young Justice (cartoon series - 2010 to now)
  • Justice League Action (cartoon series - 2016 to now)
  • Injustice: Gods Among Us (video game - 2013)
I won't name every comic and episode that Lobo makes an appearance in, as that would take WAY too f**king long! Also, I will not touch the New 52 dumb, skinny goth freak that called himself "Lobo". It's better to leave him on the shelf.

"Time the Liven Up the Joint!"

For good sources of feats:

Possible Opponents


As a burtal, super-powered, bounty-hunting killing machine from space, the Main Man needs an equally as deadly foe to fight. This person needs to be one bad bastich!


Wolverine (Marvel)

"I'm the Best at what I do... and what I do an't pretty." - Wolverine

The mysterious beast of a man calls himself Logan. A Canadian with no sense of Canadian kindness, he is a mutant with superhuman regeneration, superhuman sense of smell and claws capable of tearing through flesh, later gaining adimantium lacing to his bones and claws, and a ferocity nearly unmatched by many. He would take his codename from an animal known for its strength, ferocity and lethality. He is the best at what he does, and what he does an't pretty. Logan is the Wolverine!

Possibility - Low-Medium: Now, we know that Lobo had become a parody of hyper-violent antiheroes of the time, including the Punisher, Cabel and, yes, Wolverine. Hell, Lobo and Wolverine share the common power of accelerated regeneration, superhuman sense of smell, and nigh-immortality. They've even encountered each other during the Marvel vs DC comic series. However... does Wolvy really stand that much of a chance? Yeah, Wolverine's bones are nigh-indestructible, but Lobo is practically immune to anything Wolverine can swing at him! What can Logan do? Slash at him? There's a greater chance that Lobo can crush Wolverine's skull than Wolverine leaving a lasting wound on the Main Man! Still, when it comes to their core characters and powers, this seems to be a fitting match.

The Setup: It's obvious that Lobo would instigate the fight by... I don't know, doing something Lobo usually does!


Deadpool (Marvel)

"♫ Deadpool-Man! Deadpool-Man! Does whatever Deadpool can! ♫ Makes a plan, any size, catches thieves and makes them die. ♫ Look out! ♫ There goes the Deadpool-Man! ♫" - Deadpool

Wade Wilson is a Canadian-born ex-special forces mercenary (and psychotic idiot) who began suffering from cancer. Seeking a means to escape this horrendous faith, Wade entered into the Weapon X program, where he would be tested on in an attempt to replicate the powers of a mutant we JUST talked about above. Sadly, Wade was deemed a failure, being kept along with the other failures that are personel bet on who will die first, which they dubbed the "dead-pool." Wade wouldn't accept this to be his fate; leading a revolt, Wade's healing factor would deem him utterly inkillable, along with other superhuman traits. From there on, Wade would take an alias in his new work as a super-powered mercenary, the Merc with a Mouth... Deadpool!

Possibility - Low: WHAT? IT'S DEADPOOL! THE MERC WITH A MOUTH! How is this not perfect? Both are funny, gritty, immortal, blood-spilling killers with hearts of gold! Well, let me ask you... what can Deadpool do to Lobo? Lobo is strong enough  to destroy planets with his bare hands, tear down objects with stellar mass, withstand the blazing heats of suns, and regenerate from a pool of blood! At least Wolverine has adimantium bones to enhance his durability. "Oh, but Deadpool has Carbonadium swords!", yeah, well, Lobo has proven capable of fighting without his head. He's also shrugged off powerful enough impacts that would make Deadpool's sword-swings feel like taps with a grass leaf! Lobo can just crumple Deadpool into a tiny ball and chuck it into the Sun! GAME OVER! ... Still, both combatants are effectively parodies of hyper-violent antiheroes and are hilarious when used right. I wouldn't deny this as a possibility... I just think there's better choices.

The Setup: Lobo was hired to bring in Deadpool for a bounty... Dead or Alive! Not the hot beach-volleyball bikini-babe game series.


Ryoko Hakubi (Tenchi Muyo!)

"You know why they call me Ryoko? It's because I can raise spirits from anything under the sun."
- Ryoko

Tenchi had lived a simple, normal life, but his life had taken a step towards the bizarre as he becomes the magnet for several intergalactic women with an unnatural interest in him, including princesses, space cops, a mad scientist/goddess, and of course, the notorious space pirate Ryoko Hakubi. Due to the vast differences between the series, Ryoko has had a different backstory. However, her lusty, spitfire personality and intensive interest/love for Tenchi has always been the same... along with a variety of other powers, including superhuman attributes, energy projection, flight, teleportation, intangibility, and other bizarre powers. I would love to see this sexy space vixen in a Death Battle!

Possiblity - Medium-High: Lobo and Ryoko are not overly similar to each other, namely in powers, but are alike enough and somewhat equal in power to warrant her being on this list. Both are violent criminals with hearts of gold, who are near unstoppable and incredibly powerful. Also, both have crazy manes of hair. Now, at that point, the difference do become glaring, like how Lobo's repertoire consists of weapons and brute force, while Ryoko's relies on natural energy projection and maneuverability. Still, it would make for an awesome fight!

The Setup: Lobo's a bounty hunter. Ryoko has a BIG bounty on her head. Battle commences.


Samus Aran (Metroid)

"In the vast universe, the history of humanity is but a flash of light from a lone star. The life of a single person should be lost in space and time. But among the stars, there is one light that burns brighter than all others. The light of Samus Aran. Her battles extend beyond her life, and etch themselves into history." - Intro to Metroid Prime

In the distant future, the Galactic Federation is constantly threatened. From the hyper-destructive Space Pirates to the invasive Metroid, the galaxy is constantly hanging above death as a spider over a fire. However, one brave warrior stands between the ever-churning chaos that threatens innocent lives. A woman taken in by the mysterious Chozo race as a child, given extensive DNA enhancements, combat training and her legendary Power Suit. He has battled against the forces of destruction, saving countless lives, becoming the most iconic "bounty hunter" (not in the western sense) in the galaxy. This is the legendary warrior named Samus Aran!

Possibility - High: I feel that Samus is a perfect opponent for Lobo. Both are space-fairing bounty hunters with talents in destroying near everything in their way, even if it's a planet! Now, Samus can't match his shear strength, durability and brutality, but she does have superiority in training and mobility, and her firepower might just be enough to take the Main Man out. Besides, if Samus goes to Zero Suit, we can have Lobo hit on her. I mean, she is a sexy 6'3" vixen in a skin-tight jumpsuit. In my opinion, Samus Aran Vs Lobo should be made!


The Setup: With Lobo's tendency to destroy near-everything around him, it makes sense that Samus would want to stop Lobo. Perhaps she's given a lead by a certain individual, perhaps a bounty hunter we thought was dead. Perhaps Lobo can push some triggers with cat-calls and such.


Drax the Destroyer (Marvel)

"Hello. I am Drax the Destroyer. My daughter desires a box of mint cookies, please." - Drax

Real estate agent Arthur Douglas was driving through the Mojave desert with his wife and daughter when a ship belonging to the mad titan Thanos blew it up like the asshole he is. Thanos' father, the Mentor decided to take Arthur's "astral form" (his soul) and placed it into a new body, a living weapon to use against Thanos. Gifted with superhuman strength, durability, stamina, regeneration and senses, as well as an aura that strengthens him the closer he is to Thanos. From here on, Arthur Douglas became Drax the Destroyer!

Possibility - Medium-High: Both Lobo and Drax are super-strong, super-durable, intergalactic, bounty-hunting badasses with expertise in melee combat, tracking and determination. Now, Drax is powerful, but I don't feel he's as powerful as Lobo, who can destroy planets with his bare fists with little effort. Still, a fitting match-up. Would certainly make for an epic DBX!

The Setup: Perhaps Lobo's been hired by some not-so-good forces to take down the Destroyer. Perhaps Drax is on the hunt for the Main Man. Up to the DB team to determine.


Cell (Dragon Ball Z)

"At last. All that I have ever imagined is now mine. I have become what no other could ever achieve. I am perfect." - Cell

Dr. Gero had spent his life seeking revenge upon Son Goku, who single-handedly destroyed the Red Ribbon Army as a child. In his efforts, the "good" doctor began designing a collection of androids and cyborgs to be used in the eradication of the Saiyan warrior, many of which he deemed failures. His lust for revenge would go beyond his grave, as he began a project to create the perfect bio-android warrior, which would be completed by his super-computer. By the time it was ready, much of the Z-Warriors were already dead and the cyborgs that killed them were destroyed by a time-traveling half-Saiyan named Trunks. Needing those cyborgs alive to finish his evolutionary process, the bio-android killed the time traveler, stole his time machine and sent itself into the past, seeking to track down the cyborgs it needed, bringing forth a path of destruction and horror in its wake. Through this, the world would know of the evil that was... Cell.

Possibility - Medium-High: Both Lobo and Cell are awesome monsters who enjoy fighting and destroying, are unbelievably powerful in their own rights, and can regenerate from a single cell. How perfect a match can you get? Well, it isn't THAT perfect. As powerful as Cell is, he has quickly fallen behind to the likes of Goku, Buu and others. Lobo has consistently shown powerful enough to compete with the likes of Martian Manhunter, Wonder Woman, and even Superman at his prime! Still, both Lobo and Cell are cool-as-hell and a match between them would still be pretty epic. Personally, I believe that Cell should compete against a fully-synthetic opponent, like Ultron.

The Setup: With Cell threatening the Earth and staging his tournament, perhaps the Main Man is around, sees a possible bounty for the bio-android and decides to compete for both the bounty and to fight!


Bender (Futurama)

"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass!" - Bender

In the distant future, the advancements in robotics has reached incredible levels, to the point of creating mechanical beings with artificial intelligence, along with personality traits and flaws like humans. Among them is a bending unit robot who steals, cons, gambles, smokes cigars, drinks extensively, bangs hookerbots, watches porn, and is constantly trying to gain attention to boost his already over-inflated ego. He does as he wants, when he wants, as he wants. He's a war hero, a musician, a chef, a retired professional wrestler, a former planet/god for an extinct race of tiny people, and a current employee of Planet Express. He is the Legend. He is the Greatest. Ladies and Gentlemen, he is... Bender Bending Rodríguez!

Possibility - Low But Why the Fuck Not! Bender is not at Lobo's level. He's NEVER been at Lobo's level. No matter how impossibly spacious his chest cavity is or how impossible it is to be 40% of every metal or how many cigars he smokes or beers he drinks, he stands no chance against the Main Man. That said, the similarities between these two warrants an honorable mention of Bender. Both love to drink beer, smoke cigars, womanize and cause chaos for the fun of it! I would totally be happy if Bender was hanging out with Lobo before or after Lobo's fight. Personally, I feel Bender should go against Arsene Lupin III, as both are woman-loving thieves from comedic series!

The Setup: Bender has a mighty bounty on his head for seducing and banging a sexy robot-daughter of a rich guy, and Lobo has taken the job.


Wario (Mario Bros)


"I'm-a Wario, I'm-a gonna win!" - Wario

Long ago, within the Mario universe, there were seven individuals born with incredible power, being dubbed the Star Children. They consist of the brothers Mario and Luigi, the loving Princess Peach, the super-gorilla Donky Kong, the friendly dino Yoshi, and the dragon-turtle Bowser. However, none are as ridiculous, foul and greedy as the one, the only, WARIO! He is gifted with superhuman strength and durability, superhuman eating power, and a style of fighting emphasizing his size, strength and raunchy nature. In addition, he also has an affinity for explosives, thieves tools, an oversize motorcycle, and various transformations.

Possibility - High: When it comes to matches, there are far more similarities between Lobo and Wario compared to most others. Both are destructive, crude, strong and tough as hell, short-tempered, and do malevolent stuff for the fun of it. Hell, both have motorcycles and explosives galore. There are few equal matches as fitting as this. The only trouble is in how powerful Wario is in comparison to Lobo, but that's for the DB team to figure out.

The Setup: With all the crimes and damage he's committed, it wouldn't be surprising that Wario would have a mighty bounty on his head. Perhaps Lobo has caught wind of this bounty. Now the Main Man must face against the Greedy Plumber!


Gengar (Pokemon)


"Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up." - Pokedex on Gengar

Among the vast number of Pokemon, few are as tricky and sinister as Gengar. A ghost-poison type Pokemon, Gengar is capable of projecting shadow energy to frightened and even harm its foes, inflict curses and hexes on its enemies, and manipulate the dreams of its victims. It is mischievous, even malicious, as it enjoys playing pranks on and terrifying people and Pokemon alike, as well as feed off the dreams and life force of sleeping victims. A terrifying critter indeed, made even worst when he Mega Evolves...

Possibility - Low-Medium: Look, Gengar is a deadly Pokemon, even deadlier as Mega Gengar, but Lobo is beyond most Pokemon. Lobo's willpower is great enough to resist Gengar's attacks on the psychi, and the damage Gengar can deal would be non-existant against the Main Man. The only reason why I even included Gengar is because this critter would be the kind of Pokemon Lobo would actually enjoy having around. Honestly, with how sinister, devastating, and goth-metal Gengar is, I can see him riding with Lobo on the SpaceHog, puffing on a cigar and causing mayhem.

The Setup: Perhaps Lobo is walking about when Gengar starts playing pranks on him. Lobo doesn't like being pranked on. Perhaps Lobo finds him and, having found some Pokeballs off some dumb kid he beat the sh*t out of, decides to try catching it. Remember, before you can catch a Pokemon, you have to knock it out, and Lobo is the kind of man who does his own fighting.

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You know of any important information that I missed? Who do you think the Main Man should go toe-to-toe with in a Death Battle? Tell me your ideal opponent in the comments below!